Michele Humes (I live in New York and I write about food.)

Food-Related Puns I Have Made In The Last 24 Hours

“Bitches Ain’t Shit But Hos and Pastry Chefs” — Chef Dre, featuring Soup Dogg.

Sole-Eatah, a novel by Vladimir Crabokov, recounting the underwater exploits of Halibut Halibut, and his doomed penchant for limpets.